Let's be honest, 2020-2022 have been pretty rough years on all of us, male, female or gender neutral. I'm already a mid-thirties bald man myself but if I did have hair, I probably would have lost it all by March of 2020. Thankfully, I've got a nice beard to compensate for it. My wife on the other hand, she's not interested in having a beard.
She does, however, have dark, lustrous, beautiful hair that makes people jealous. She's always been a regular shedder but, March 2022 was the tipping point. Her once healthy tips were digesting the stress of the world as it was making its way to the root of her glorious hair strands. She began to notice that every once in a while the carnage was a little worse than usual in the shedding department.
Since she's been so busy kicking ass lately, I thought I'd surprise her with a solution before she even had to think about one. She's a problem solver at heart, so I knew her brain was already going through DNA sequencing models in an attempt to rewire her hair follicle's genetic code.
I, on the other hand aren't that smart, so I immediately consulted WebMD, the internet's premium choice for proven medical information. Once I determined that maybe it was due to a lack of vitamins, I came over to Amazon, the world's most abundant marketplace. After typing "women's hair vitamins" into the search bar I came across this magnificent product by Nature's Bounty.
I'd never heard of this brand but it was immediately sold. The nearly half a million positive reviews gave me ease about spending a significant amount of money online, but what really sealed the deal for me is that the company understands how bountiful nature can be. I truly believe that mother nature boasts incredible sources of untapped potential. Nature's Bountyâ€"they seem to understand that. Without hesitation I added these gummies to my cart, pressed the instant delivery option, and a few minutes later I had a knock at my doorâ€"they had arrived.
While she was busy solving some of planet earth's most complicated problems, I opened her hand, told her to take a deep breath, placed a gummy in her palm and told her to chew. These were her words, "oh my god this is delicious is this candy?" I told her, "Nope, you just ate what might be the cure for those extra hair strands you've been freaking out about." She looked into my eyes, surprised and in awe of how thoughtful of a husband I was. Mission accomplished.
A couple of days into her taking the gummies I felt relieved, they seemed to not only help restore hair growth but they also had this magically calming effect as wellâ€"as if they contained CBD (although I know they didn't, unfortunately). But then something strange started to happen. About around the fifth day her hair started growing really fast, concerningly fast. Nature's Bounty was apparently too bountiful for our needs. Before I knew it I'd wake up and my route to coffee involved traversing waves upon waves of dark silky hair. Nature's Bounty, had effectively made my wife a real-life Cuban Rapunzel, she had at long last become, a Disney Princess
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