Share a milkshake with your date confident your stomach's not going to embarass you!
This was mainly purchased for my Mom who only will drink lactose-free milk and after doing some research and simply reading the entire lactose-free milk box, I found that the milk isn't lactose-free. They just add the enzyme lactase! So I figured, we can save money by getting these pills. But it's not clicking in her head that taking these before drinking regular milk is just as good as drinking lactose-free milk. Well, since I'm a quarter native and don't enjoy the mutated gene that allows European descendants to enjoy milk beyond 5 years old whereas the rest of us need help since we weren't consuming milk for generations upon generations. (It's pretty neat if you look into it, why some people can handle milk and others don't. It's because those who can are Mutants!!!!!!! Hahaha.. Heck of a super power) Anyway, works great for me. If I don't use it, I get bloated and have to poo a lot, or think I do and just get gassy. Either way it's not a way to attract a girl
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